Danger is Everywhere: A Handbook for Avoiding Danger (Docter Noel Zone #1)
|Series:||Docter Noel Zone Presents|
Danger Is Everywhere is a brilliantly funny handbook for avoiding danger of all kinds.
Does it warn you about what to do if a shark comes up out of the loo while you are sitting on it? Yes it does.
And how to find out if your granny is a Robot? That too.
And what to do if a volcano erupts underneath your house?
After you've made sure it's not a neighbour's barbecue, this book will let you know exactly how to deal with it.
Written by Doctor Noel Zone, the world's greatest (and only) Dangerologist, with the help of his neighbours: David O'Doherty (words): a multi-award-winning stand-up comedian, writer and popular guest on television shows such as QI, Have I Got News For You and Would I Lie to You? David has written two theatre shows for children, including one where he fixed their bicycles live on stage. Chris Judge (pictures): the award winning author/illustrator of The Lonely Beast, three successive picture books and a number of other projects. Chris' work has appeared in high-profile advertising campaigns, newspapers, magazines, exhibitions and other media in Ireland and the UK.
There is now 88% more danger in the world than when I was a kid, when there was just the odd bit of lightning and an occasional escaped zoo animal. Chris and I, via the delusions of the world's premier (only) dangerologist Docter Noel Zone, are delighted to get this opportunity from Puffin to terrify children with tales of awful made-up things that could happen. I mean, are you completely sure that your cat isn't a baby dinosaur? -- David O'Doherty