@RaidersOfTheLostTime I can't wait for Mom to tuck me in. Perhaps I'm too old for this, but then I see light in the hall as she approaches and think, Nah!
My father wants me to stop behaving like such a little momma's boy in front of the guests, but what does he know?
Aunt is such a big part of life. She's also a big pain in the derriere. But ohhh, those snack-cakes make me so HOT.
From "Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books in Twenty Tweets or Less"