A goat who wants to sell you some meth.
A giraffe who might be violating his restraining order.
An alpaca with a very dirty secret.
A cat who's "really "mad at you for cancelling Netflix instant.
These are just a few of the hilariously human animals you'll meet in "Animals Talking in All Caps. "Inspired by the wildly popular blog of the same name and including some of the site's best-loved entries as well as gobs of never-before-seen material, these pages provide a brilliantly unhinged glimpse into the animal mind.